December 2011
5 posts
berglar: Save a Turkey, Eat some seitan →
This looks good.
berglar:
In third grade I wrote a story about a Turkey who escapes his thanksgiving fate by working out at Bally Total Fitness. His new slim physique distracted the farmer from picking him first to be slaughtered since he was less desirable thus giving him enough time to run away and hop fences (which he…